Wedding Toasts

Two Funny Wedding Toasts

“Here’s to the bride and the mother in-law.

Here’s to the groom and the father in-law.

Here’s to the sister and brother in-law.

Here’s to friends and friends in-law.

May none of you ever need, an attorney at law.”


“To marriage…
which Ambrose Bierce defined as
“a community, consisting of
a master,
a mistress
and two slaves,
making in all, two (people).”

(For these toasts to work, you must read them slowly, with careful pauses at each comma.)

Source: “Crisp Toasts” by William R. Evans III and Andrew Frothingham,  p. 126
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